Not even close

We are talking about climbing trees.
Paige: "And thank goodness that tree is strong enough for a 5 year old girl to climb!  But not you Mama, um, how old are you?"
Mama: "Guess."
Paige: "16!"
Mama: "No."
Paige: "14!"
Mama: "No."
Paige: "100!!!!"
Mama: "Nope."
Paige: "Gazillion!!!"
Mama: "Nope."
Paige (rather hesitantly): "14?"
Mama: "No.  I'm 31.  What do you think of that?"
Paige just looks and stares at me.