Because every moment can have some education in it....right?

Paige and Daddy are playing Legos. Mommy is sitting and watching.
Paige: "How does Santa make all the toys so smooth and colorful? Is it the elves?"
Mom: "Yeah, the elves do all the work."
Paige:"That's NOT FAIR!"
Mom: "Nope.  It's called a Monarchy.  Santa says what to do and everyone does it."
Paige looks astounded.
Daddy: "Actually Paige, it's a Dictatorship."
Paige: "A dictatorship?"
Mom: "He's right honey. It's a dictatorship."
Daddy: "Yeah, we live in a monarchy in our home.  Your mom is the queen and we do everything she says."
Mommy: "MIKE!"