Daddy: "Paigey, come here and sword fight with me!"
Paige: "I can't! I'm a Turnanite!"
Mom and Dad look at each other - very confused.
Daddy: "What is a Turnanite?"
Paige: "Turnanites steal things. They don't sword fight. They wear shiny helmets like pan helmets, pick fruit from trees, and eat cream."
I really hope she turns into a novelist.
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