Mamal Beauty tips

Yesterday Paige announced that she is no longer a cat. 
Now she is a dolphin.
This morning she has a white board eraser in her hand when she says: "This is my brush.  My dolphin brush.  It makes my dolphin hair curly."  And then she sits there and "brushes" her hair. 

Thanks for spoiling the fun!

Paige to Beckett: "You chew, chew, chew and then swallow baby.  Chew, swallow.  Chew, swallow."
She stops and looks at me and says: "I just told Beckett the truth about eating."

New Rhyme

Beckett's foot is sticking out of his pajamas.  Paige sits next to him and says this:
"One little piggy when to the market.
One little piggy ate some chips.
One little piggy stayed home.
One little piggy sneezed.
One little piggy ran all the way home.  Weee Weee Weee.!"

Toy Story

Paige is climbing on Mama's back. 
Mama: "Paige, please get off.  Mama is not a toy."
Paige gets off and asks: "Why is Mama not a toy?"
Mama:  "Well, God made Mama a Mama and not a toy."
Paige: "Why?"
Exasperated, Mama says: "I don't know.  Why don't you ask him?"
Paige, as loud as she can: "HEAVENLY FATHER, WHY IS MOM NOT A TOY?????"

Morning Song

Beckett is eating cherieos under the kitchen table and Paige is singing this song: "Try to decorate, Try, Try Try."

Nice one. We have been singing Jesus Once Was A Little Child.  Nice new version by Paige.

I am not Moses

Mama is talking about how she prays at night because it is quiet and she can hear Heavenly Father then.
Mama: "And he helps me remember things and puts good thoughts in my head."
Paige: "That is crazy.  
           (then a really long pause)....
           He doesn't talk to you from the clouds Mama. 
           He talks to you from bushes."

Boobs's

Yes, that is the correct title.
 Tonight's dinner conversation when a little something like this.
(I had already fed Beckett and he was stripped down and waiting for me to put him in the bath.  He and Paige were playing under the table while Mike and I ate dinner).
Paige:"Beckett's boobs's are getting big!"
Mama sits there trying to think up a response.  Technically she is correct. And yes, he is getting chubbier. However, we are working on titles lately (boy, girl, husband, wife, etc.) and I want to (of course) have this be a teaching moment.  But before I can come up with anything...
Paige: "I'm going to have boobs's some day."
Daddy: "You are right, but Beckett's boobs will stay small."
Paige: "Well, you have furry boobs's!"
Mike and I look at each other.
We don't have any response to that.

song

Paige is singing this song:
"I like to feel stuff, I like to feel stuff, I like to feel stuff, I like oranges.  Ha ua ha ha ha hahahahah ha hah."