Consequence

Dad: "Paige, are you ready for school?"
Paige: "Yes!"
Beckett: "When I stick my finger in my nose, blood comes out!"

We should talk to our kids more

Mom: "Hey darling, I just found out today is Stake Conference (when the local congregations meet together instead of a regular Sunday service), so today we'll go to church in a different building."
Paige (excited): "Is that at the Jewish church?"

Out of the mouth of babes

Paige and Beckett are playing in the other room and I hear:
Beckett (in a very loud yelling voice to Paige):"HEY! NO FAIR!!!"
Paige (in a SUPER monotone voice to Beckett):"Life's not fair."