Never Said Better

We are driving home from a wonderful trip to Bend last night when we get stopped on I-5 because of a wreck ahead.  Paige stops drawing and looks up and says: "This looks like the middle of not good!"

New Playlist Needed

We are eating breakfast and Paige asks for some Christmas music.
I put some on.
We are eating our oatmeal and Paige stops and looks at me and says: "I like WILD Christmas music.  This isn't very wild music mom."

I just sat there and then replied: "It is what it is dear."
And you know what?  She didn't have a reply for that one!  AH HA!!

Brought to you by the letter:

Mama and Paige are writing letters.
Mama: "I like the letter U because it is kind of like a bucket. Or maybe an upside down umbrella with no handle."
Paige: "I like the letter U because it is kind of like a door handle on a car that is upside down with no car attached to it."

Christmas Wish

Paige: "So Mom, what do you want for Christmas?"
Mama: "I like books.  What do you want for Christmas?"
Paige: "I want My Little Ponies, new fuzzy jammers (pajamas), books, more My Little Ponies, Christmas candy, a dog, a cat, a t.v., some diamonds, chap stick, and some more My Little Ponies."
Mama, in a very tired and surprised voice: "Oh. Glad I asked."