Paige: "Why is Jesus white?"
Mom just sits there for a moment and then briefly explains about the history of photography and artistic interpretation.
Paige looks confused.
Mom: "Do you mean why is he wearing so much white?"
Paige (with big smile): "Yeah!!! Is he wearing too much white?"
Mom (feeling dorky at not noticing a fashion question from the beginning):" No honey, some people just look good in a lot of white."
