Yeah - It's ALL chicken!

Paige (during prayer for dinner): "And thank you for the noodles and apples and chicken."
A short time later I ask her how she likes her chicken.
Paige: "It's YUMMY!!!  I love it!!  I always love chicken!"

Good, I think, because I didn't feed you chicken to night.  I fed you mild Italian sausage.  Someday, I hope you will forgive us for calling all meat 'chicken', but if we do, you eat it.  I hope that your taste buds know the difference someday too.

I'm confused too!

Paige to Beckett: "Market Twelve!!!!!"
Beckett to Paige: weird look of confusion.

Me too.

I wasn't born in China dear.

Paige: "When you were a little girl in China did you see a talking China Monkey Mama?"
Mama: just sits there, sighs, and says: "No, I wasn't a little girl in China."
Paige: "Well, I'm a China Monkey and this is my little China Monkey brother who is wiggly."

New verb

Paige: "I don't wanna play in the bath water.  I'm just decorationing myself today."

Queen of dramatic response

Paige: "Who messed up this toilet paper?"
Mama: "I'll give you one guess....."
Paige:  "Who would DO such a thing?  WHO?"

Perils of the internet......

Paige comes in during my shower to say that she is done watching the horse show on the computer.  I say okay.  When I come out to the computer later, the show she is watching (thank you YouTube) is "How to fold a Tshirt in 2 seconds".  Then I hit the previous page button to see what she was watching before that.  Here is what she watched this morning INSTEAD of watching the How to Groom your horse clip:
How to fold a t-shirt in 2 seconds
Magic card tricks
Top 5 Laziest inventions
The World's best Banana Trick
How to ride a Horse

Thank heavens it wasn't worse.  Time to filter YouTube!

Never said better

Paige is climbing up the play structure.
Paige: "I'll be careful because I am important to Dad.  (pause). Why am I important to Dad?
Mama: "You are important because you make our hearts happy.  Why do you make our hearts happy?"
Paige: "Because I am loving you!"