Sugar is still sugar....

Paige: "Mom, can I have some candy?"

It is 7:45 am.
Mom: "No Paige, it is too early for candy.  You can have some Birthday cake though."

Good one Mom.  Like there is a difference between the amount she would be receiving.....

Dog tricks

Paige to Beckett (while throwing a ball...): "Fetch baby, feeeettttccchhhh baaabbbbyyyy."
Beckett then runs after the ball.

Great.  Really great.

Not exactly what we had planned

Paige: "Mama, Beckett is the BEST pet ever!"

Don't stare at lightbulbs please.

Paige: "When I turn my eyes off, little lights turn on!"

Not big enough for the both of you

Paige (in an extremely whiny voice): "Mom,  Beckett won't share the outside with me!"