Oh, Thanks for the update

Paige: "Don't worry Mama,  I just swallowed my choke.  I'm okay."

Good thing she can just do that and I don't need to perform the Heimlich on her.

Public Education

Paige comes up to me and asks me if I want to hear the song she learned.  I say yes! 
Paige: "I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!  I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!"
Mommy is stunned.  Where did she learn THIS song???
Mommy: "Paige, wow!  Where did you learn this song?"
Paige: "At school."
Mom is confused.  She does not go to school.
Mom:  "Which school?"
Paige: "The Bubble School!  Want to hear more?  I like to jump it jump it!  I like to move it move it!"

That's it.  She is never leaving the house again.

Baa Baa Black Sheep

Paige's version of Baa Baa Black Sheep:
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
One for my master,
One for my name,
One for the little boy who lives down the drain.
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

Joke by Paige

"Hey Mom!  Did you know that if you plant paper it will grow into paper trees?"  Big smile at her cleverness.
One minute later she comes around the corner with this one:
"Hey Mom!  Did you know that if you plant coloring books they will grow into coloring book trees?"  REALLY big smile.

So pleased with her cleverness!