Freestyle Walking

Paige is jumping off of a stool in the living room and spinning around while she jumps off.
Daddy: "You going to be a freestyle walker when you grow up?"
Paige: "YES!"
Mom and Dad exchange questioning looks.
Mommy: "What does a freestyle walker do Paige?"
Paige stands up on the stool again and says: "They do this!" And jumps off spinning around in a 360.
Mom and Dad again exchange looks.  Very scared looks.

Please don't become an accountant...

Paige is playing.  She brings a stack of books over.
Paige: "I'm goin' to cook the books!!"
And she does.  She gets a bowl and "cooks" them.

Turtle Wax

Daddy went to work one morning.  He texted Mama and asked her to bring the car wax to his station so that he could wax his truck later that day (after 5 pm they can do activities like that). So Mama, Paige, and Beckett are driving to the Fire Station to give him the wax.  Paige is holding it when we get there and she gives it to her Dad.
Paige: "I promise not to lick it!"
Dad: "That's great honey!"
Paige: "You gonna wack the fire engine now Daddy?"
Dad: "I'm going to wax my truck later."
Paige: "NOOO!!!  You are going to wack the fire engine NOWWW!"

Lunch today

We are eating lunch today.
Paige: "May I be excused?"
Mama (with her mouth full): "Yes.  Thank you for asking."
Paige gets down from the table and says: "Don't talk with your mouth full."
She walks away and adds: "and swallow your food."

Thanks for the advice kid.