Good question

Paige: "What are we going to do with  me?"

Honestly kid, I don't know.

Crashes Crashes

Paige: "Ring around the mosey, pocket full of rosie, crashes, crashes, we all fall down!"

Ohh Nooooo you don't!

Daddy:  "Paige, pick up the stuffed animals and put them in their bucket."
Paige: "Dad, you just need to relax."

Seriously???  We are in for it.

Hicking Up

Daddy burped.
Paige: "Mama!  Daddy is hicking up!!"

Dirt

Paige: "Mama?"
Mama: "Yes hun?"
Paige: "I need to tell you something.  (pause).  About dirt."

Hummingbirds

Things I have heard/said about hummingbirds lately:

There is a new orange hummingbird at out house.
Paige: "I want to lick him!!!!!"

Mama to Paige:  "Seriously, Paige, you cannot drink from the hummingbird feeder.  It is for the birds and you are a puppy!!!"

Good Idea

Paige just threw up.  All over her room.
Mike and I go in and are cleaning it up.
I have given her a small silver bowl to use if she needs to throw up again.
Paige: "And then I can spit up in this bowl and fill it all up and then get another one and fill it all up.  That sounds like a great idea!"

Yes Paige, a great idea.

Do not make this at home....

Paige: "Pat a cake, Pat a cake, bakers man, make me a cake as fast as you can.  Roll it and salt it and peanut butter it, and sauce it."
Yum?

It must be a Monday....

Statements I have heard today:

Paige: "Cookies come from church???????" (to which I answered: "NO!").

Paige: "I like my buns.  Even when they are cold.  BRRRRR!!!" (to which I answered: "That's nice.").

Paige: "Does Jesus wash his clothes in the washing machine?"  (to which I answered: "yes").

Chicken Hair

This morning we are in a craft store.  A girl with a foot tall pink mohawk walks by. 
Paige: "MAMA!! LOOK!!!  A GIRL WITH CHICKEN HAIR!!! MAMA!!! CHICKEN HAIR!!! CHICKEN HAIR!!!"