Um, I thought I had more time...

Paige's 2 cousins and their aunty and dog came for a visit.  They forgot a little dog toy when they left.
Mommy:  "Daddy, do you know where the D-O-G toy went?"
Daddy: "No, I thought it was on the counter."
Paige: "I put it in my tent.  Paige is a NAUGHTY girl!!"
Mommy goes and checks in her tent.  Sure enough, there is the dog toy.

Mornign Hair

Grammie:  "Paige!  Your hair is crazy!  Go look in the mirror!"
Paige goes and looks at herself in the mirror: "Grandpa did it!!"

Um, no he did not!

Bees

Paige: "I hear a bee flying.  It makes my nose itch."

Technically, Yes....

This morning we are talking about how Paige and Mama are girls and Beckett is a boy.

Paige:  "And there are two bodies at the fire station!"

Um, yes, but wha????

Sweet Sister

Paige and Mama are changing Beckett's diaper this morning. He is a little unhappy while I button him up again in his clothing.

Paige in a super soft sweet voice: "Shhhh.  I'm Sister.  We are here.  We are here."

Things I just heard...

Mama: "Paige, would you like a clean diaper?"
Paige: "Yes! Hold on, I'm getting my peezes out. Oh..almost all done. Yep! All done!"


Mama: "Why is there a wet spot on the couch?"
Paige, sounding VERY pleased with herself: "I just put Ice in the couch!"


Happy. Monday.

Itchy Brother

Beckett is sitting in his bouncy chair - chillin'.
Out of nowhere, Paige reached down and starts scratching his forehead. Hard.
Mama: "Stop scratching him. He doesn't have an itch there!"

Easter Conversation

It was Easter last week. We talked about the Crucifixion to Paige.

This morning Paige cannot find her teddy bear.
Mama: "Did you look in your room by your bed?"
Paige: "NO! Jesus Killed him!!!"

Thus ensued a long conversation about what Jesus does and does not do and where teddy bears are.