Tape.

Paige likes to play with tape. She is good at taping things together. Legs, arms to chairs, etc.

This morning she comes in with a wad of tape and states, with a squinched up nose, "Tape is stuck together."

Mama: "That is the purpose of tape."
Paige: "It hurts in my hair."

Ahhhhhh.

Sleeping Beauty

Paige is put down to bed at 7 pm after a long day.
At 8:30 Mama looks over at Daddy and asks who wants to go in and remind Paige that bed is for sleeping in, not playing in. Daddy says he will do it. He jumps up, walks over to her bedroom door, and opens it quickly.
She is laying perfect still with the covers pulled up. He cannot tell if she is asleep, pretending, or dead, so he walks over to check on her. He is 1 (one) inch from her face (with her eyes closed) and all she does is pucker up, lean up, and kiss him. She never opens her eyes or says anything.
Daddy told her to go to sleep, as best he could without laughing right then and there, and we didn't hear her for the rest of the night.

2 Ones

Paige: "Where did the birds go?"
Mama: "It is raining so they probably went to sit in the trees."
Paige: "I don't see one bird!"
Paige: "I don't see two ones!"
Paige: "Or three ones!"

I love her grammar.

Words I will miss

Flingers (fingers)
Chichen (kitchen)
Stachin (station, as in fire station)
Enchin (engine, as in fire engine)
Mag-a-nets (pronounced as three different words)
Levenyou (a letter of her alphabet)
Gino (another letter of her alphabet)

Sparklies

We go to the store this morning to get some fresh veg.

We also get 2 donuts.

Paige: "I love sparklie donuts!"

Sparklie donut = donut with sprinkles on it.

This mornings' verdict

After this mornings' facial inspection this was pronounced:

Paige: "Your clean eyes are warm!"

I thanked her because, honestly, I'm not sure how to respond to that statement.